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glad you are safe, happy to see you celebrating. Happy birthday

Grats assblaster 3000

Happy birthday, if I had gotten a colonoscopy at 35, everything would be so much easier. Don't make my mistake, go get one this year!

And worse, the ideology that poisoned the minds during the decades.

At least 248 Americans and 60 Frenchmen in 1982, 1983, and 1984.

Dude was an Iranian tool. Don't these people get that they are doing the Ayatollah's bidding (while Iran is most definitely not gonna put skin in the game).

maybe he fatfingered it, cuz he knows you like that sort of thing

https://www.betterhelp.com/

I heard too much that Better Help is a scam.

That was both brilliant and totally fucked up.

So wild. Way crazier than stuxnet collapsing the Iranian nuclear program and that story was pretty damn crazy.

Now anytime a Tesla or Samsung phone explodes Israel will be blamed

wtf I'm learning about this on sbaf... =(

taka taka taka, i was listening more to the music

Apple is just another brand and no golden calf,
we all breathe air and piss water

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

Finding half a worm in an apple.

"Americans can do math"

They can't even spell it!

I thought he meant meth...

Meth for Canadians is KD powder. @Lyander 1/3 Patty of course.

This site's biggest award is the Golden Schlong. Sounds like that tag is built in.

Can you name your own tag?

It's already implied.

I wanna do my back and Brazilian and ship the hairs to @rhythmdevils

I’ll damp the hell out of an ortho with them!! And sell them for 6k

6k, fine but not a hair more!

Tipping is really difficult for me in the US, I noticed that the default percentage has gone up quite a bit. I really like France and Italy where in a restaurant as a rule you do not tip

@penguins I like the half-way-between that's common in Australian cafes. Base wages are high enough to live on. No individual tipping. Tip jar on the counter split between all staff. Upside is that the back of house staff also benefit where they would otherwise miss out.

I refuse to tip at any restaurant that isn’t serving me fully: at my table. The only exception is a particular ice cream shop, where they *know* I tip, so they give us a little extra. I tip more than the extra ice cream’s worth, but it makes it pleasing experience for everyone.

What would it be called

Good question

Sludge build up was an issue on those motors if oil changes weren’t done frequently. Sounds like you got a good one though. Minivans are one of my all time favorite vehicles to drive on the daily with Previa AWD being my fave

Van > SUV x100

^except when working on the motor. Engine out repair never cheap

So not coming in the air tonight? Congratulations! ;)

Pissing into the wind again?

What snacks are exclusive to Arizona

Dunno, I'm talking about AZNs.

@Gazny scorpion jerky

I'll be waiting...

Whoomp there it is!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Good story here.

They'll be joining solarwinds at the bar for a drink

Kernel mode drivers go brrrrrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ2SnSR1c_0

Is this the reason why dCS is crapping all over reviewers?

Actually I was talking about salad tossing

A reminder to all human beings that they bleed when cut. Hoping we get more civility out of this, at least for the next six months before people forget.

I liked life better before it was like watching a reality TV show. Sometimes boring is good.

$10 and a coke says it turns out to be like Reagan where this kid took a shot at Trump to impress a girl.

In SoCal Koreans own the Mexican super markets...